Obvious Ways to Overcome Burnout:
- Smash your computer, shred your clothing, and escape into the woods; never to be seen again
- Upend the status quo and establish a humanitarian utopia
- Transform into a house cat
- De-evolve yourself into a single-celled organism
- Convince a Sea Witch to turn you into a Mermaid
- Astral project your Consciousness to the ends of the Universe
- Enter the Mirror World and switch places with your Mirror Self
- Go back in time and become a dinosaur
- Get an immensely large amount of money
- Learn how to possess people’s dreams and inflict nightmares on the oligarchs until they gain a conscience and forfeit their stolen wealth
Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said “When the teacher forgets to assign homework” before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling.
I don’t understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend
I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his headmaybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??
i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of
That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that’s blorbo from my memes 👍
this was like 8 individual slaps in the face
why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try
‘can i copy your homework?’
'yeah just don’t make it obvious’
the “gays” (my mutuals) on twitter are going wild over this tiktok. and uh. yeah
Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread









